[Don Salmon]

I’ve just received a telepathic message from Marjorie Taylor Greene. She is worried she may have to get the Gazpacho police, as she shares concerns with Lauren Boebert regarding the possibility of wonton killings (that is, death by dim sum) . Already, we’re discovering that numerous airports during the Revolutionary War were closed due to such rhetoric, and the reptilian beings from Alpha Centauri are somewhat restless as well. And consider the laser beams from those satellites above California!